i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
porn star boner night. come get it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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