nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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