STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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