God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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