I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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