even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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