Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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