I like to think it a success when the cops are called
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
