i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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