Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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