I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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