Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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