More tranny stories later!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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