god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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