He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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