Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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