haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I use my feet as sexual weapons
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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