He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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