yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
