there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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