Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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