but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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