I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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