I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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