i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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