Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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