you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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