I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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