are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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