Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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