chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
should my penis look like a turkey
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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