So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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