I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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