Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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