You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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