Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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