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(714): View more from California

we're chasing vodka with high fives

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(540): View more from Virginia

Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.

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(917): View more from New York City

so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to

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(925): View more from California

if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.

(908): View more from New Jersey

I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???

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