Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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