I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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