she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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