well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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