All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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