So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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