I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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