I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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