Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
