all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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