so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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