So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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