Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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