3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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