i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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