Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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