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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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