In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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