I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
im on a boat
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