I cockslap morals
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dicks are not precious.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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