yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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