How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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